The plot was awfully long and rambling - I didn't check the time during the movie but I was thinking "man, is this ever going to end?" I thought for sure it must be about two hours because that's how long most movies are, but it turned out to be three hours - no wonder it felt so interminable!
I didn't even really like Johnny Depp's performance in this movie. I think he lost the magic that he had in the first movie. On the other hand, Orlando Bloom was pretty wooden in the first movie, but in this one he was great. I do hope this is the last sequel though - it got so much hype and then turned out kind of blah, so they really should give it up after this.
Unfortunately, most of the women in this movie aren't happy with their breasts - even the ones who went beyond what nature gave them. The transwoman is happy with hers, and the woman with tiny breasts likes hers, but nobody else really loves their breasts. I think mine are a nice feature of my body, I would say I love them.
I enjoyed this movie enough that I promptly ordered the male version, which is about - well, you can figure it out! It should be in the mailbox when I get home tonight.
How well does your name Google? Who are you up against? (Celebrities, etc.)
Submitted by Matt Blank.
I am the #5 result on Google for my first name, Meredith. Believe it or not, I am the first person on Google! The listings ahead of me are for the publishing company (#1 and #2), the college (#3), and a town in New Hampshire. I'm #5 out of 10,300,000 results. Not bad, eh?